Chronicles of a Mad Doctor

This is a new series I’m starting, if you know me you’ve probably heard all of these stories, if not sit back and enjoy them, every week I’ll put one up.

I work with a Mad Doctor, I’m not going to publish his name, because that would be wrong, but if you’ve been to movies here you know who I am talking about. Every week I am going to tell you what its like to work with the Mad Doctor by sharing a story about him.

First lets start with some facts:

1. The Mad Doctor claims to have his Dr. in theology, though he works for AAFES as a living.
2. If I’d have to guess, I’d say this doctor is about 65 years old, he is married to someone who is about 24 and has a son who is finishing his doctor…is that possible.
3. The Mad Doctor works 2 days a week, yet manages to get 57 hours a pay period, since we’re only open from 3 PM on…
4. All we know about the Doctor is from things he tells us, who knows what is true.
5. I decided to name these stories Chronicles of a Mad Doctor because the Mad Doctor once made a theatre worker turn on all the lights at the end of The Chronicles of Narnia to say “Thanks for coming, bring your friends…” He was so excited about that movie.

EPISODE 1 – Programming

Since most of episode 1 has been sharing who the Mad Doctor is, I thought I’d warm you guys up with a small story.

The Mad Doctor is always on the theatres junky, Windows 95 running, computer, printing flyers, handouts, announcements, anything.

While he was on the computer today he started talking to Jay, another manager. Since Jay is leaving he asked, “Where will you be going Jay?” Jay responded that he is moving back to Texas.

Since the Mad Doctor has visited everywhere he quickly responded, “Wow Jay, thats interesting, I used to live in Texas in 95, in fact a was part of a computer programming team there, for the program Microsoft Excel.”

The Mad Doctor went on to state that him and a friend created the program for Microsoft, but he declined getting credit for it.

…how modest…